Hank Larmspitz has a plan.Well, sort of.He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.Exactly what does he have in mind?Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out. "Don't you think your theory is a bit…oh, I don't know...implausible?""Watch close and you might learn something." Hank cracked his knuckles and pulled out a helping of his favorite brand.Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
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“So let me get this straight...” Dan Dinkerleaf furrowed his brow and eyed the old man suspiciously. “You’re going to launch yourself into space...”
“Uh huh...” Hank Larmspitz inserted a pinch of mint-flavored chew between his lower lip and gums.
“And you’re going to land on the moon...” the reporter continued.
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