The Legion Jokebook - Baphomet Giger - ebook

The Legion Jokebook ebook

Baphomet Giger

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Opis

Jokes about the Legion from the Bible, Jokes about pigs swine and legion, Jokes so funny that you'll be laughing, even your inner demons will laugh, afer all they are a legion.

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Baphomet Giger

The Legion Jokebook

BookRix GmbH & Co. KG80331 Munich

The Legion Jokebook

 

 

 

Why was the legion shit faced?

Because he drank to much Hamm's Beer.

 

Why was the legion drunk?

Because they drank to much swine wine.

 

What do you call a legion thief?

A hamburglar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How do the legion write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

 

What do you get when you play

Tug-of-War with a legion?

Pulled-Pork.

 

What is a legions favorite color?

Mahogany!

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a legion with no legs?

A Groundhog.

 

Why was the legion ejected

from the football game?

For playing dirty.

 

Why did the legion turn on the light

when it was turned off?

Because he wanted it Bacon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why did the legion cross the road?

He got BOARed.

 

Who is the smartest legion in the world?

Ein- swine.

 

How do you take a sick legion to the hospital?

In an hambulance!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a legion that drives recklessly? A road hog.

 

What do you call a legion with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

 

What did the legion say when he was sick?

"Call the hambulance!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do legion get when they're ill?

Oinkment!

 

What do you call a legion that does karate? Porkchop!

 

What do you get when you cross

a legion and a cactus?:

A porky-pine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a legion that won the lottery? Filthy rich!