Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star - Scott Gordon - ebook

Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar.Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose!Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

© 2016 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by and © Julien Tromeur (#39746971, #5956647, #60350597, #45383251, #104641560, #39746847, #19606095, #14399471), Luca De Polo (#70709301), Antony Laurent (#69145625), Rohit Shinde (#102824992), Oleksandr Moroz (#6923169) and Esra Keskin Senay (#57693097). Images for Secret Agent Disco Dancer licensed by and © Julien Tromeur, Igor Zhuravlov (#6486687, #10351464), Dan Barbalata (#5251725), La Fabrika Pixel s.l. (#2195673), Alexander Mirokhin (#4240857), Nadezhda Averkina (Sparkly Background, #2372274), and Andrew Vodolazhsky (Disco Ball, #6664416). Additional black and white illustrations by Alfredo Intoci.

First Edition (v1.0)

Published on May 18, 2016

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon


Opening Quote

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

About This Series

Series Guide

On Soccer Stardom

Product Description

About the Author

More Fun Picture Books

Ad 1: My Crazy Pet Frog

Ad 2: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

Ad 3: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

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Chapter 1

“Hey, Laike. Sure is nice to be home in sunny Orlando, Florida.” Secret Agent Disco Dancer slipped on his shades and walked down the sidewalk of the 192.

“And it sure is great to have you back, dad.” A smaller blue frog with dark eyes walked alongside him and put on a pair of sunglasses, too. Since he wanted to be just like his father in all ways silly, Laike bought a pair of bright orange sunglasses shaped like stars that made him look, well...downright silly.

“I’ll tell you what. That was one long week!” The quirky green frog licked his chops at Twistee Treat as they passed by.

“Dad, you were gone for a whole month!”

“Really? No wonder it felt so long.” Secret Agent Disco Dancer shook his head and kept walking. “Don’t worry, son. We’ve got the whole weekend to catch up.”

“Wait a minute.” Laike stopped. “They only give you two days off a month? Is that normal?”