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Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth.Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him?Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Contains bacon.
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My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove
My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)
My Crazy Pet Frog: You Don't Know Jack (Coming Soon)
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers (Coming Soon)
My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas (Coming Soon)
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star
© 2016 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.
Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Julien Tromeur (#7600625, #4370605, #5409820, #4371519, #4371540, #6059445), Mircea Maties (donuts, #9888419), Asaf Eliason (plate, #23355922), Todd Arena (Egg, #8805100), Dmitry Kutlaev (office, #3731212), Anna Tsekhmister (Pill, #12338057) and Nataliia Natykach (clipboard, #12828860). Images for Secret Agent Disco Dancer licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Julien Tromeur, Igor Zhuravlov (#6486687, #10351464), Dan Barbalata (#5251725), La Fabrika Pixel s.l. (#2195673), Alexander Mirokhin (#4240857), Nadezhda Averkina (Sparkly Background, #2372274), and Andrew Vodolazhsky (Disco Ball, #6664416). Additional black and white illustrations by Alfredo Intoci.
First Edition (v1.0)
Published on May 19, 2016
Also by Scott Gordon
About This Series
On Green Eggs...Eek!
Excerpt: Double Agent Orangegrove
About the Author
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There are those that annoy you and those that you wish to put a pie in the face. Secret Agent Disco Dancer is one of the those pied-eyed surprises. —Earnest T. Bacon, author of
Earnest T. Bacon, at your service, and the T stands for Trouble if you try to harm this great nation or get in my way of protecting it.
Some say I’m with the Bureau, while others think I must be part of the C.I.A.--a “spook” if you will. But no one knows what off-the-books programs I belong to, sometimes even me.
That crazy frog that you’ve heard about in the headlines? The truth is I played a part in molding Secret Agent Disco Dancer into the superstar that he is.
It all started at a convention for new recruits, at a hotel just outside the nation’s capital. Most of the applicants didn’t realize they were applying for the nation’s most exciting and dangerous jobs; thought they had volunteered for a clinical study for a new pill to help rid themselves of headaches. As it turned out, I caused a great number of them in the process, including one migraine that never seems to go away.
By manipulating this variable and that--someone’s finances or a recent personal tragedy--orchestrated by me, of course--we were able to gather a healthy assembly of the most brilliant minds our great nation had to offer under one roof for cheap.
Of course, there’s the riff raff that eventually drifts in, as is apt to happen.
“Hey, free donuts!” A green frog about the size of a ten-year old and an intellectual capacity far below that, tossed a few glazed donuts down his pie hole.
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