Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues - Scott Gordon - ebook
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Secret Agent Disco Dancer's stomach is grumbling once again, and this time he's got his sights set on the almighty steakburgers at his favorite Steak 'n Shake restaurant. After slurping down shake after shake, things quickly get out of hand until he finds himself serving up steakburgers of his own. What will everyone's favorite frog do when his livelihood is threatened by a certain pernicious pig?Guzzle down another shake, of course!Approximately 6,250 words, 12 pictures and 1 crazy, super spy frog.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Silly frog vs. pig, steakburger vs. bulging stomach, teenage girls vs. everyone comic mayhem.

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© 2017 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Julien Tromeur (#6573489, #5956651, #6068151, #111777046, #6068136, #129297896, #6180939, #112548860, #7600635, #123688804, #6059444, #6584278 and #6059445).

First Edition (v1.0)

Published on February 19, 2017

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Chapter 1: Steak ‘n Shake

Chapter 2: Shake ‘n Shake

Chapter 3: Steak ‘n Break

Chapter 4: Steak ‘n Ache

Chapter 5: Steak ‘n Spake

Chapter 6: Steak ‘n Plates

Chapter 7: Steak ‘n Shriek

Chapter 8: Steak ‘n Hate

Chapter 9: Steak ‘n Quake

About This Series

Series Guide

Author’s Note

Product Description

About the Author

More Fun Picture Books

Ad 1: My Crazy Pet Frog

Ad 2: My Little Pet Dragon

Ad 3: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Chapter 1: Steak ‘n Shake

“Isn’t this just grand?” Secret Agent Disco Dancer, the outrageous life-sized frog, kicked back in the red and black cushioned booth and sipped his iced tea. “You see that?” He pointed to a waiter passing by. “That’s the Birthday Cake specialty shake. And that one right over there. Hmm...” He made a face. As the waitress passed by, he whipped out his tongue, and got a sample of the tan-colored shake. “Mmm...Salted Caramel, if I’m not mistaken.” He licked his lips.

“Dad!” Laike, his blue-skinned frog son, looked around, hoping that no one had noticed his father take a sip of someone else’s drink. “So why do they call this place Steak ‘n Shake? Do they really serve steaks?” He flipped through the menu, but didn’t see anything resembling sirloin or rib eye prime cuts.

“The next best thing--steakburgers!” He whipped his tongue again, which Laike caught in mid air.

“And what on earth is a steakburger?” Laike released his father’s tongue.

“Oh, it’s the Filet Mignon of fast food burgers.”

“But I thought you said that Kobe beef burger at Disney Springs was the Filet Mignon of burgers.”

“Kobe schmo-bee. That’s so last week.” Secret Agent Disco Dancer gestured. “Wait...didn’t he retire? Anyways, steakburgers are where it’s at these days, you silly blue frog.”

“Whatever you say, dad.” Laike rolled his eyes. “Wait a minute. Where did you get that iced tea? We haven’t even placed an order yet!”

“I don’t know. It was just sitting here when we arrived.” Secret Agent Disco Dancer shrugged.

“Ew, gross!” said Laike.

“Is there any such thing?” He slurped up the last of the iced tea.

“Hi, welcome to Steak ‘n Shake.” A large guy with frizzy blondish-brown hair wobbled over. “I’m Mike, and I’ll be taking care of you this afternoon.” He set down two glasses of ice water.

“Taking care of us, eh?” Secret Agent Disco Dancer eyed him suspiciously. “You’re not planning on putting frog legs on your menu anytime soon, are you, pal?”

“Huh?” said Mike.

“Or making that discontinued specialty shake, Frogs in a Blender?”

“What? No!”

“I see...” The crazy frog scratched his chinny chin chin. “Well, I guess you can be our waiter. But first, you’ll need to pass a battery of tests, or what government officials call a background check.” The frog agent took out a large stack of papers from his suit pocket and placed them on the table. “And you’ll also have to take a polygraph.”

“A polygraph? What for?” The waiter thumbed through the endless stack of papers.

“Oh, you know--counter terrorism, espionage. That sort of thing