Going Dutch - Donald Rump - ebook
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Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,000 words.

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© 2013 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Denys Fonchykov (#10024679). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

First Edition (v1.1)

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Dedication

Going Dutch

My Two Cents

About the Author

Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart

Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts

Going Dutch

It was a dark, dreary night. So dark, in fact, that Barnabas Prim couldn’t see his dick once he yanked it out and peed on his wife’s brand new Lexus. She’d washed it just the day before, the third time this week. Could this already be the Lexus’ fourth golden shower? It deserved many more—until its sleek, dark exterior turned a radioactive shade of yellow. “Take that, you mean, old bitch!” He hosed it down good.