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20 Common Questions About Farts
A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve (Episode 1)
Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
Bottling Farts (English, Spanish, Italian)
Bottling Farts, Inc. Season 1 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Crazy Authors Volume 1
Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
Finding Floofy (English, Spanish)
Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks is a Bad Idea
Floofed at 40,000 Feet
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 (English, Spanish)
Going Dutch (English, Spanish)
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish, Dutch)
Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby
The $500 Question (English, Spanish)
The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)
The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)
Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)
Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)
© 2018 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Piotr Stryjewski (#44105603). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.
Also by Donald Rump
Chapter 1: Fowl
Chapter 2: Chicken Puggsley
Chapter 3: Outgunned
Chapter 4: All Good
Chapter 5: The Good Life
Chapter 6: Paradise Unraveled
Chapter 7: Taco Hell
My Two Cents
About the Author
Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart
Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts
Ever had an egg? If you’re an old fart like me with all this extra blubbery fat oozing off the sides and XXXL derriere, then of course you have! But have ever cracked one open, only to find that there’s no yolk inside, just the smell of a would be chicken, the ghost of chicken past, wrapped up into one incredibly stinky orb of air?
I’m sure all of us have had this weird phenomenon happen at least once in our lives. You got all of the smell but none of the chicken! And for some reason, the smell is that much harder to get rid of, prompting you to toss out your garbage a day early.
But even that’s not sufficient, is it?
Why does this sort of thing happen? Despite what you might think, you really did get your chicken. Was the eggshell half empty or half full? It was completely empty, or so you thought. Yet the chicken fart lived on in ways your wee brain couldn’t comprehend. What’s going on here?
Well, the chicken, in fact, is real. Its body, however, is in another place--another dimension!