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© 2016 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
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First Edition (v1.0)
Published on October 15, 2016
Last updated on November 12, 2017
Title Page
Also by Donald Rump
Copyright
Dedication
Butt-Dialing Bastard
My Two Cents
Product Description
About the Author
Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart
Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts
This book is dedicated to all farts great and small that seem to fuck up everything at the most inopportune times.
When Lenny Ludwitz's cellphone began to ring, he knew that he was in hot water. It made the sound of a clucking chicken, a private joke that he shared with his mistress, which elicited smiles and curious eyes from his friends seated around him. “Well, I guess that’s me,” he laughed and answered the phone. “Hello?”
“Oh, thank God!
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