Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained - Donald Rump - ebook
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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

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© 2017 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Valentyn Pidburtnyi (#40453309). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

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Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Dedication

Episode 7: Detained

My Two Cents

About the Author

Ad 1: Bottling Farts, Inc. Season One

Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts

This book is dedicated to the original creator of the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge, Joe Konrath.

Episode 7: Detained

Honorable Judge Polk Peabody was a cranky, old bastard, and Vlad Wiechowski, an unlucky, constipated vagrant on the run, knew him well. “What in the fuck you are you doing in my courtroom, boy?” Peabody yammered.

“Uh...I don’t know.” Vlad shrugged.

“Bailiff?”

“Yes, your honor?” The incredible, bra-busting Sally Shaw turned and smiled.

“I don’t have him on my docket. Did you let this miserable bastard in?”

“No, your honor.” She ran her fingers through her silky, blond mane.

“And bailiff?” Judge Peabody gestured.

“Yes?” The top button of her shirt came undone, offering a glimpse of the delicious cleavage underneath.

Though she knew better--buttons typically popped off when she leaned over to pick up spare change at her part time job at the nudie bar--the bald-headed bastard thanked her nonetheless. “Much better.”

“Your honor?” Officer Struthers stood and licked his fingers.

“What the fuck do you want, Anus?”

“It’s Amos, sir.”

“Big fucking difference! How many times have I told you not to bring those goddamn donuts in here?”

“But it’s a maple log, sir.”