Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled - Donald Rump - darmowy ebook

Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARDThat little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENTBy his letter he is known.W.W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked?Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

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Episode 1: Disheveled

My Two Cents

About the Author

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This book is dedicated to the original creator of the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge, Joe Konrath.

Episode 1: Disheveled

Kenneth Price knew from the horrid stench that death was lurking just around the corner. “Please come in, Mr...uh...” Ken coughed the fetid odor from his lungs.

“Wieckowski, but you can call me Vlad.” An old man with thick bifocals stepped in the office. He wore a pair of torn jeans with a hole in the crotch, and a tattered Redskins jersey with faded letters that barely spelled the name RIGGINS. Although Vlad looked as if he’d slept with Oscar the Grouch, he was quite fortunate. A good Samaritan had donated the clothes for his job interview; otherwise, Vlad would be interviewing in his underwear.

“You do realize this is an interview, don’t you, Mr. Wieckowski?” Ken closed the door and sat down.

“Oh yeah, sorry about that. You called for the interview so quickly I didn’t have time to get my clothes from the wash.”

“I called last week.”