A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed - Donald Rump - ebook
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit.A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words.WARNINGThis story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve.Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been.And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

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A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve

Episode 1: Maloofed

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© 2016 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Donald Rump is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton (#14914239). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

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First Edition (v1.0)

Published on April 24, 2016

Last updated on September 11, 2016

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Dedication

A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve

My Two Cents

About the Author

Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart

Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts

To Steve,

A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve

Episode 1: Maloofed